I will kiss your earth

Dear computer,

Thanks for being so fucked up. I have enjoyed you wrecking my work that I have just managed to do halfway and have not had the chance to save. Thank you so much. You have no idea how much have your deeds helped me by creating such lovely commotion. Anyway, I hope that you would screw up soon, preferably everytime you suspect that I am working on something really important. I await your faithful visits.

Prick.

The new semester starts tomorrow!! What sorrow..

Is there any situation in this world where I can be on holiday 24/7? Face it, any kind of work sucks!

I am about to get into the rat race in a matter of months, and the prospect of this happening seemed so dull and lifeless. There don't seem to be much meaning to working my ass off but that is survival.

The ideal job that I would be happy to do is move around to various places to meet people of all walks of life. What do I do? Gossip and debate about everything! The job scope would be to raise an issue that is important or not-so, and to have a healthy debate about it. Right or wrong, not a problem. The purpose is to prove that I am right. Hahahahhaha!

A job in sales?!! You gotta be kidding. I won't want to be paid to kiss someone's ass. Kill me, and do it fast.

Hire me as a professional bitch. Not the animal variety. I am damn good at it that with fine grooming, I can be a legend! No kidding. I am a good multitasker in bitching. While I am bitching about that girl in pink shorts, I can at the time do a good observation and taking down details of the cute guy two tables to the left, and that lady with that chihuahua parking her car across the street. Yes, hire me.

I will work long hours. I have a steady base of loyal staff that would stick through thick and thin. The customer is always right. Besides, I love this job.

Will life be less dull this way?